I have a small penis. Or so I assume. I don’t spend a lot of time comparing to other men at the urinal because well, geez, that’s kind of personal, isn’t it? Anyway, I get a lot of emails from people who want to help me out with this problem of mine, and they assure me that it’s way too small.
I wonder how they know? Has my wife been talking to people about it? In twenty years of marriage, she hasn’t complained about it, but you never know, she could just be nice that way.
Or one of my children might have seen me getting out of the shower, and they are old enough to surf the internet. Hmm, maybe I should check for MySpace pages about me and my size, or lack of.
Anyway, many of the messages I get puzzle me, especially their subject lines. Every title of every post on this blog will be the subject line of a piece of unsolicited email from those nice people who want to help me with my problem. Hey, and if you’re gay or transgendered, feel free to make your small contribution. Heck, even lesbians can, even though their interest seems a bit more academic. We’re trying to figure this out.
The one I used for this post is a real head scratcher. When I’ve had sex with a woman, she’s been interested in me long before she ever saw my small dick. Is that normal? Or do they just hide their disgust well?
I mean, it felt good to me, and she seemed to like it, but have I been living a lie?
