Be a real man with a real penis!

Ok, it’s small, but it seems pretty real to me. When Keith F. kicked me in the crotch in 8th grade, it hurt like a sonofabitch.

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind a fresh redesign of the whole contraption. For starters, I’d like one that is fully retractable (testicles too). So it would never, EVER, get caught in my zipper.

Published in: on April 18, 2008 at 7:51 am Comments (1)
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  1. Sorry to hear that, I have small too in average, but my wife still like it though :P . And this september my baby will born. Amen


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